June 25, 2017:
Crash, Concord & Colonial; three out-of-towners mess up. Hometown Auto thanks you all.
June 26:
3 AM Animal incident, Fiske; report of bat inside the residence; (looking for the belfry).
Crash, 161 Hill; tree stuck by another out-of-towner. Ambulance called as well as Hwy to move boulders back onto the shoulder.
Larceny, First Congregational Church; playground equipment stolen.
June 27:
Just a few traffic stops today.
June 28:
Suspicious activity, Whitney; report of a safe found in the woods (apparently not too safe).
Crash, 140 Lowland; another out of towner manages to avoid hitting a Holliston driver. So far so good.
Disturbance, Concord & Colonial; report of people fighting in the street.
June 29:
11:30AM, Parking complaint, Green; multiple citations issued (remember not to park on Green. The residents there have zero tolerance).
June 30:.
Animal incident, 46 Fisher; dead deer on the side of the road. Fire up the barbie
Animal incident, 296 Willow Gate; lost dog – small white Maltese.
July 1:
1:20AM, Crash, 368 Hanlon; still another out-of-towner hits a utility pole instead of decent Holliston driver. Hometown Auto gets the spoils.
Animal incident, Tracy Lynn; loose dog.
Suspicious activity, 29 Church; a stranger walks into the house to the surprise of the wife who hits him over the head with a frying pan. Just kidding. He said he was there to paint a room. She said “not in this house” so he left. HPD found him next door painting the bedroom. Darn. We could have had the bedroom painted for free.
BWTM:
Millenials
Why do we call the last group –Generation Y ?
Y should I get a job?
Y should I leave home and find my own place?
Y should I get a car when I can borrow yours?
Y should I clean my room?
Y should I wash and iron my own clothes?
Y should I buy any food?
But perhaps a cartoonist explained it most eloquently below…
