Category: Police

NOW YOU KNOW WHY NO TRASH IS TO BE PUT AT THE ROADSIDE BEFORE 7AM ON YOUR COLLECTION DAY.

Five warmup crashes plus HR’s own ambulance chaser before Saturday’s poor driving conditions.

Sign of the times: siblings now text insults to each other

Man in danger of freezing his exposed bits on Bullard & damned if you do and damned if you don’t on Union.

Yes, we would like to make a withdrawal. No time for paperwork as we are late for a Halloween party

Furry animals and poor driving skills dominate last week’s log book

At this rate we will soon have more animal incidents than people incidents and sign of the times on South Street

It’s turtles all the way down. Last week turtles and donkeys provided distractions for HPD.

Your firewood is free but your neighbor’s wood looks better.

How many dispatchers does the dispatcher dispatch when the dispatcher needs to dispatch a deer?… Say that 10 times fast.