Author: Paul Saulnier

Dumb robber’s note to self: test fire my gun before the next job.

Driver:
“Why did you pull me over”?

Officer:
“Because you were going 59 feet per second in a 29 feet per second zone”

Back in 1903, baseball wasn’t the only “sport” played in town

Back in 1903, Selectmen did more than spend taxpayers’ money

Riding on a sidewalk, crawling on your hands and knees, disrespecting young ladies, and shooting sitting ducts were violations even during our formative years.

Instead of just stealing some milk Ernest Mullet stole the whole milk machine!

Snowballs, meteors, bullets and Braggville people constitute bad news in Holliston.

Serious issues in this report except for the activities of the Disturbance Club.Police Log 1897 – 1898