Police Log for Week of April 2 – 8, 2017

April 2, 2017:

00:51 AM, 550 Washington; Officer Woods spots Migdalia from Framingham being naughty and hands her a citation. He stops three more before 7:30 AM.

Animal incident, 92 Central; concerned citizen reports spots a snake in the pond (who ya ganna call: Rescue or the Dispatcher?)

Crash, 21 Charles; report of hit & run in the parking lot.

Animal incident, 1292 Washington; report of dead animal on the side of the road.

Crash, 368 Prentice; one car and two mailboxes (a new record for the mailbox demoliton derby).

April 3:

Animal incident, 150 Goulding; small dog in the road still alive.

Crash, 195 Prospect, car versus hydrant.

Animal incident, Morgans Way; sick fox reported (who ya ganna call: Rescue or the Dispatcher?)

Crash, Washington & Charles; Framingham versus Medway but Hometown Auto won the contest.

Crash, 56 Prospect; a tree jumped out in front of Holliston driver.

10:30 PM, disturbance, Jennings; loud music. Advised.

10:50 PM, disturbance, Jennings; music turned down but yelling turned up. Advised.

April 4:

Crash, 567 Concord; Worcester driver takes aim at a utility pole and hits it on his first attempt.

April 5:

Crash, Washington & Hopping Brook; Medway and Hopedale drivers pay for their lack of concentration.

Repo Man on Washington; it’s 11:15 PM, do you know where your 2010 Cascadia Freightliner is?

April 6:

02:00 AM, Central & Bullard; deer runs into side of a car (Excedrin headache # 9)

Crash, 79 Hollis; Holliston driver encounters Ashland driver. Minor.

Crash, 487 Norfolk; Holliston driver encounters Medway driver. Minor

April 7:

Vehicle stop with summons; 589 Concord; Rogerio Neves Oliveira of Milford for marked lanes violation and unlicensed operation.

Identity theft, Ashland Street.

During the reporting period 18 citations and 5 warnings were issued. Two erratic drivers were reported.

BWTM:

My goal: to lose 10 pounds. Only 12 more to go. Last night I ate a salad. Mostly croutons and tomatoes. Actually, one big crouton with tomato sauce. And cheese.
OK it was a pizza. I ate a whole pizza.

Death bed confession:

A dog in the woods

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